rap about a woman who can’t use self-checkout at the grocery store

First thing this morning I had to buy food

Met a damn cantankerous attitude

Woman at self check

Looked like a damn wreck

World is conspiring

To stop her buying

Almost crying she starts up whining

Only one lane open

what are you getting at

somebody holding down the thermostat

cause it’s colder than cold when a lady can’t pay and be on her way with the rest of her day

She didn’t know not to pound the item on the scanner

Never thought they might try to ban her

Felt a fool, blew her cool at not knowing the rule

Press button for attendant

Why press when I can see your foot plant

Talk to you face to face

Tell me I’m not a disgrace

For not knowing how this works.

Just show me how it works.

She left unhappy, without her money

Pointed at herself and said what a dummy.