Jeff KingLink to: “Warner Bros. Announces Wonka 2: Chocolate MessiahIn which a film production company attempts to capitalize on the success of one movie, but perhaps takes things too far… like that ever…1d ago1d ago
Jeff KingLink to: “Preorder Book Sales Are Key”In which an enthusiastic publisher reminds their brand-new author about the absolutely vital importance of preorder book sales.Jul 26Jul 26
Jeff KinginJane Austen’s WastebasketNo, My Genealogical Hobby Isn’t CreepyI just want the birth and death dates of all your grandparentsMay 281May 281
Jeff KinginSlackjawWhat Goes Through A Car Dealer’s Mind When I Enter A DealershipHe’s really, really trying to do the right thing.Apr 19Apr 19
Jeff KinginJane Austen’s WastebasketHaving Run Out of Cultural Intellectual Property to Mine, Studios Turn Their Gaze ElsewhereThe future of cinema is waiting in the patent officeApr 156Apr 156
Jeff KingSartre Tries to Make Tree Roots a ThingExistentialist novels put the “fun” back in angst-ridden profundityApr 12Apr 12
Jeff KingLink to: “Disney Exec: It’s Time We Put Our Talented Former Child Actors to Work Really Leveraging…In which an enthusiastic Disney executive dreamcasts classic old movies with some fresh-faced talent.Apr 3Apr 3
Jeff KinginMuddyUmA Defense of Madame Web From the Inventor of the Web, Sir Tim Berners-LeeAn open letter to all the hatersMar 261Mar 261
Jeff KingLink to: “Into the Mist”In which we encounter Professor Tristan Moreland and his troubling fascination with the Fair Folk.Mar 16Mar 16
Jeff KingLink to: “Movie Critics Admit Their Hate for 2002’s Reign of Fire is Due to Fear of Dragons, Not…In which we discover the real reason Reign of Fire has such a low Rotten Tomatoes score.Mar 7Mar 7