Amazing work as always, Caitlin. I mean, a complete work of fiction, but a literary tour de force none the less.
If you insist on shrugging off the burdensome shackles of “traditional” journalism (like responsible reporting, for example), I say go big or go home; I say in for a dime, in for a dollar. Allow me to “prime the pump” for your next story:
Anon told me to tell you that Newt Gingrich found John Podesta’s confession to the Rich murder hastily scribbled on the back of Obama’s African birth certificate in the restroom at comet ping pong.
I can tweet that or post it on 4chan if it makes it feel more truth-ey for you and your readers.
Have fun and, of course, you’re welcome.