Rest in Peace My Dear Sweet Sean Spicer

Jeffrey T
Jeffrey T
Jul 22, 2017 · 1 min read

I will miss you Sean.

Truth be told I have been missing you. The cameras have been off for weeks and Sarah Huckabee Sanders had been running the show. Why?

Was it so we wouldn’t see you cry? It is okay Sean. I want to cry too.

I smile when I think about it. The first time I saw you. You were attacking CNN and other outlets shortly before the inauguration. There was a stacks on stacks of folders were in the room. It looked like you didn’t want to be there, but we knew better.

And then there was your first time on camera after the inauguration. You questioned our ability to observe objective reality by saying, “This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration — period — both in person and around the globe.” Good times.

Remember that time you hid the bushes? Or all the times the president* contradicted you? Remember how that vein popped out and how red you got when the press caught you in your bullshit?

I am going to miss that.

SPICER! Don’t go! I am going to miss your lies. You looked so uncomfortable up there doing it too. Not like this new one, Huckabee Sanders. She looks really comfortable lying. It is kind of scary.

I will miss you Sean, but I will never forget you. Godspeed. Godspeed.

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