The Six Reasons Smart Folks are Worried About Apple
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Apple’s self-driving car isn’t happening? Au contraire, I suggest that it is. Hypothesis: Apple’s new Cupertino building is round because, with a 1521-foot diameter, it encloses a circular test track just a little under one mile long (ignore the photoshopped construction photos we’ve been fed). iCar prototypes will be used for intra-facility employee transportation, vegan meal hauling, and mass iPhone redistributions as well as the obligatory test crashes and explosion containment experiments. Yes, working at Apple’s going to become very invigorating through the next couple of years.