I don’t own this, but here’s a link.
I just wrote this humor piece for Curbed LA, and I’d love for you to read it. Click Here to be redirected in its direction.
Look, I’d love to have written this as a Medium exclusive, lovingly formatted for this particular website, but daddy’s got to get paid, so you’re going to have to go support this other online platform.
If you enjoyed reading this or anything on my page, heart it or clap it or whatever they have you do. That’s the best way to get new eyeballs on this little ditty.