Jeff WolffTRUMP TELLS PENCE “NOT ENOUGH TRUMP MENTIONS”PEN — I’m here Mr President. TMP — Have you been counting my name mentions like we discussed. PEN — Absoulutely, sir. When we were with…Apr 4, 2020Apr 4, 2020
Jeff WolffPEOPLE WHO PACK CHURCH PEWS ON EASTER WON’T BE RESURRECTEDDOC- How are you feeling Mr. President? TMP- Beautiful. The Market is flying higher and if we get people to follow my brilliant plan for…Mar 26, 2020Mar 26, 2020
Jeff WolffFauci Makes Trump GrouchyTMP — That little Fauci is really starting to piss me off. He contradicts everything I say. I say the Malaria drug will work and he says…Mar 26, 2020Mar 26, 2020
Jeff WolffTrump Shouts, “Not My Fault!!!”DOC — Mr. President, your blood pressure is quite high. TMP — I’m pissed… that federal judge says I can’t eliminate the Food Stamps…Mar 21, 2020Mar 21, 2020
Jeff WolffTrump Gets Results of Virus TestDOC — Mr President your test results are back TMP — Putz, I never took the test…we just told everyone I did DOC — Actually, you did take…Mar 21, 2020Mar 21, 2020