My favorite things

(From the dog Potato’s perspective, sung to the tune of the classic “My Favorite Things”)

Turkey on kibble and squirrels in oak trees

Smart bow tie outfits and soft blanket fleecies

Spa hair from grooming that make me a king

These are a few of my favorite things!

Walks in chic boutiques and petting on Sunset

Cuddles and snuggles and smells of beef brisket

Gay men who love me much more than their flings

These are a few of my favorite things!

Find more dog humor and adventures of Potato (who loves walking on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood) on IG: @jen.and.potato

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