Why yes, by your standards I am fat. And actually I know perfectly well it’s my fault. Whoopty doo. I’m not insulted for having to take responsibility for my actions. That would be you, hon.
Wow, you truly are a crusader. Wanting to stop people in America from being fat so that you can save the world. Pretty sure by your general hateful, superior attitude to people, you might just be a hypocrite.
You don’t like what I have to say? To use one of your very wise phrases : BOO HOO.