Thoughts in an Airport
If I act like this bag is too heavy, will that guy offer to hold it for a few minutes?
Security didn’t ask me to take off my shoes. What if I had something I shouldn’t in them?
If I asked that woman, would she switch seats with me at the bar so that I have a better view of the Yankee game?
How mad is that woman that I’m yelling at the Yankee game?
Should I order another beer?
Why do I believe that the guy sitting next to me will really watch my bags when I go to the bathroom? What would I do if I came out and everything was gone?
Why don’t people know how to walk efficiently?
Am I being a jerk by hogging this outlet when my phone is at 75%?
Is it worth it to pay for wifi?
Where is she going?
Where is he going?
Where are they going?
Is anyone wondering where I’m going?
Where am I going?