Jeremy BlachmaninFrazzledStep Back in Time and Visit This Authentic 2024 Family HomeWelcome, museumgoers. Please watch your step…Jul 814Jul 814
Jeremy BlachmaninFrazzledI’m Sorry, But None of the Items on Your School Supply List Exist on the Planet EarthI have given up on finding three purple pebbles. I cannot provide an authentic eagle’s nest.Aug 14, 202361Aug 14, 202361
Jeremy BlachmaninFrazzledYou Mean You Can’t Take Off 14 Mornings and 36 Afternoons for Your Child’s Preschool Graduation?Your child will only graduate from preschool once — or 17 times, if you count the required dress rehearsals…Jun 5, 202314Jun 5, 202314
Jeremy BlachmanWelcome to a Summer that is Not Remotely Fun at Safe Distance Summer CampWe are going to have an amazing summer, filled with fun, no-touching friendship, and regular nasal swabbing!May 27, 20201May 27, 20201
Jeremy BlachmanMy New Breathing App Is Going To Work Perfectly When I Turn Off the Oxygen and Try It TonightFor a long time, I’ve felt like breathing technology has been stuck in the past. Especially since 2016, when a lot of people criticized how…Feb 4, 2020Feb 4, 2020
Jeremy BlachmanIt’s Finally Time for Me, James A. Garfield, to Throw My Top Hat Into the 2020 Presidential RaceWith the sudden, late-in-the-game entries of Deval Patrick and Michael Bloomberg into the 2020 presidential race, I, James A. Garfield…Nov 15, 2019Nov 15, 2019
Jeremy BlachmaninHow Pants WorkResults Even More Anticlimactic Than The 2019 Scripps National Spelling Bee“All of these teams are just terrific at hitting. We’ve actually almost run out of balls. So we’re just going to stop the baseball season…May 31, 2019May 31, 2019
Jeremy BlachmaninBack in the NICUUpdate from PreemievilleOur two-pound baby is now a thriving, healthy fifteen-pound giant. 3rd percentile on the growth chart, so maybe not a giant… but that’s 3rd…Jun 21, 2018Jun 21, 2018
Jeremy BlachmaninBack in the NICUAdvice to NICUsMy wife and I spent seven weeks in the neonatal intensive care unit (NICU) with our 4-year-old, and ten weeks in the NICU with our baby…Feb 6, 2018Feb 6, 2018
