Oh but I do have to make excuses. How else will I be able to play the “it’s not you, it’s me” card?

“if it’s anyone one it’s me! Baby!” Oh Costanza how I love thee (my spirit animal)

Just put a shot of whiskey in your next cup, it will take care of those shakes for you.

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