Why Am I Watching ‘GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling’?
3 min readAug 24, 2017
- If I watched the GLOW series staring Alison Brie do I need to watch this?
- Was this the original Women’s Revolution?
- Does WWE even acknowledge GLOW’s existence?
- Is that Bull Nakano?
- Why isn’t the nightstick on a pole?
- How did she win via bodyslam when there are flags in the corner?
- Larry Zybsko definitely got paid too much to do this, right?
- Why can’t we go back to the 80’s if everyone had money and was happy?
- Anyone remember Wrestlelicious?
- How are these ladies still so gorgeous?
- So GLOW is to blame for wrestling turning into entertainment?
- Would people like WWE more if they called it Bitch Fighting instead of Women’s Wrestling?
- Did Jim Cornette force these ladies to not break kayfabe?
- IVORY WAS IN GLOW?!?!?!
- “Imagine thinking, first make sure they’re good looking and then we’ll see if they can wrestle.” Um, wasn’t that Vince McMahon’s philosophy for many years?
- How come this guy won’t put the Guerrero’s over as a wrestling dynasty?
- Why did he have to say “almost”?
- Does WWE glorify the Guerrero’s?
- Is “the 80’s” the only logical reason Mando had for shooting on this poor girl?
- How come GLOW the series doesn’t show how hardcore this training is made out to be?
- Can Mando narrate my life?
- Oh damn, Legend’s House is just a rip off of Life in the GLOW House?
- Did every company in the 90’s steal all their ideas from GLOW?
- Is every idea today stolen from GLOW?
- Is GLOW secretly the greatest wrestling company ever?
- Is GLOW also secretly to blame for everything bad in current wrestling?
- Were they the first company to have writers instead of bookers?
- Should WWE add a laugh track to their skits?
- Marc Maron definitely nailed the character of Matt Cimber, right?
- Why did David McClaine decline an interview for this documentary?
- What is David McClaine hiding?
- Will Matt Cimber appear in this documentary?
- How could they do this documentary without the director and financial backer?
- How many people only know these women from playing TEW mods?
- They put a real blade on the chainsaw?
- Were they allowed to drink during matches?
- Was GLOW really as great as it’s being made out to be?
- What is Hulk Hogan’s opinion on GLOW?
- The GLOW girls were in Playboy before Sable?
- How many wrestlers have lost significant others when they found out they weren’t the character they portrayed?
- Isn’t that why Linda left Hulk? Cause Hulk had a 12 inch penis but Terry’s penis was on 5 or 6?
- THEY DID A GUN ANGLE BEFORE PILLMAN?!?!?!
- But did they tie someone to a cross?
- Mount Fiji was the original Nia Jax/Awesome Kong, right?
- How much does it suck to see Mt. Fiji in a hospital bed?
- What else did Mount Fiji do that was so important?
- Did you guys know that wrestling leads to a lot of injuries?
- “It doesn’t make for good television with the entire crowd chanting ‘bullshit.’” But what about beach balls?
- Did we really need to see her arm getting destroyed more than once?
- Was that more brutal than Sid’s leg?
- Would Hogan put over Matilda?
- How come Ted Turner didn’t buy GLOW?
- How much better would the Monday Night Wars have been if it was GLOW vs. WWF?
- Did all these ladies peak with GLOW?
- How are there still 20-minutes left in this documentary?
- Why didn’t they sign Bull Nakano?
- They got Matt Cimber for the reunion but couldn’t get him for the documentary?
- How much did they charge for autographs at this GLOW reunion?
- Was Virgil there?
- How come no one told her she looks good?
- Is Mount Fiji like The Undertaker of GLOW?
- How many of these women did Ric Flair sleep with?
- WHY DID CIMBER DECLINE THE INTERVIEW?!?!?!
- WHAT IS HE HIDING!?!?!?!
- Did they have a crown instead of a title?
- How has Ivory not aged?
- Does GLOW has the highest success rate of still living wrestlers?
- Does Hollywood make snuff porn now?
- Which one of these girls was supposed to be Alison Brie?
- How big would a Lana/Ninotchka tag team be?
- Anyone else a bit disappointed?
