Why Am I Watching ‘The Defiant Ones — Part 3’?
Jul 30, 2017 · 3 min read

- How well would Jimmy Iovine and Daniel Bryan get along?
- If this episode is about Snoop Dogg is it automatically the best part of any documentary ever?
- What’s the best Dr. Dre album?
- The one Snoop Dogg wrote, the one Eminem wrote, or the one Kendrick Lamar wrote?
- Can you name three better writers across three different eras?
- Anyone else shocked to know that Snoop Dogg freestyled?
- Is anyone shocked that they named the album The Chronic while on chronic?
- Do people care about these rich white people?
- We want more of Snoop, right?
- So we have Jimmy Iovine to blame for Rico Sauve?
- Why does young Gwen Stefani look like Brittany Murphy?
- Does Gwen Stefani age?
- WHO IS THIS OOMPLA LOOMPA HAIR LOOKIN DUDE?!?!?!?!
- How much did this guy get paid to be on this documentary with that hair?
- Anyone else surprised that Iovine didn’t invent the iPhone based on his love of phones?
- Is Jimmy Iovine’s new talent just annoying the shit out of people?
- Can Jimmy Iovine run my favorite sports team?
- Are young people watching this confused by cassettes?
- Why are Dr. Dre beats timeless?
- Anyone not surprised that Snoop was looting?
- Would Dr. Dre have been a success on SoundCloud?
- Does anyone actually shop their record nowadays?
- Like, if I walked into a record label and tried to shop them my record, what would they say?
- How many Twitter followers you got?
- Why does Dre look so uncomfortable in the Nuttin But A G Thang video?
- WHO THE FUCK IS MICK AND KEITH?!?!?!
- Suge Knight hung out and played football with the fucking Kennedy’s?
- Would Snoop have been charged with murder if he were high?
- Does Snoop stay high to stay out of trouble?
- Did Dre just call Bloods vs. Crips “exciting”?
- Is Dr. Dre problematic?
- So Manson recorded in the Manson house?
- How many late 90’s kids are hearing these Marilyn Manson and Nine Inch Nails lyrics and thinking, “I thought Limp Bizkit wrote this”?
- How lucky is Dre that he didn’t end up like DOC?
- Are they just gonna play music this entire part instead of telling the story?
- Is that why that why this part is the longest?
- How freaked out are people listening to Tupac talk about Donald Trump in 1992?
- Did they not get Marilyn Manson for this documentary?
- Is that the biggest miss?
- Or is not getting Tupac’s hologram the biggest miss?
- Did this white dude get that scar on his face from saying the N word to the wrong people?
- How big of a rap fan was Bill Clinton?
- Would anyone be shocked to learn that I typed “Big” instead of “Bill”?
- Is saying “this is baseball” when someone proclaims themselves as the Michael Jordan of something the best comeback ever?
- There’s no way Suge is in this documentary, right?
- Why do you think Suge didn’t do the documentary?
- Did Suge fund that diner?
- It doesn’t take a genius to know what’s going to happen at the 95 Source Awards does it?
- Who would win a fight between Dre and Puffy?
- What did Suge say that was wrong?
- Like, we all accept that Puffy is in all the videos and dancing, right?
- Is Suge the most disrespectful person in rap history?
- What would a rapper from Kansas sound like?
- How weird does Tupac look with hair?
- Does anyone understand the true life and genius of Tupac?
- What would Tupac think of a bunch of white people bailing him out?
- Is there a better state anthem than California Love?
- Does Tupac know he’s wearing a UNC jersey?
- Were Dre, Snoop, Pac, and Suge the original Black Beatles?
- Will Dre write a tell-all about Death Row on his death bed?
- What do you think Jimmy’s 40 time would be?
- Are you friends with anyone who doesn’t think Don’t Speak is No Doubt’s best song?
- That is…no doubt their best song, right?
- Why was Stevie Nicks at Jimmy’s house when Jimmy was married?
- How lyrically fantastic would a true Nas vs. Tupac beef had been?
- Will anyone famous get shot after the McGregor vs. Mayweather fight?
- Is that Chris Rock bit the first thought of anyone when they hear about Tupac getting shot?
