Why Am I Watching ‘The Defiant Ones — Part 1’?
Jul 21, 2017 · 3 min read

- Holy shit, how many stars do they have in this documentary?
- That’s what Jimmy Iovine looks like?
- Why is this on HBO and not on iTunes?
- Tyrese is allowed to appear in something not related to Fast & Furious?
- Is there anyone cooler than Snoop Dogg?
- What are the other two most embarrassing moments in Dr. Dre’s life?
- Who has the craziest music video of all-time?
- Where did they dig up Tom Petty from?
- Does Dr. Dre like Nirvana more than he likes rap?
- If I’ve seen Straight Outta Compton do I need to watch this part on Dr. Dre?
- If I’ve seen Moonlight do I need to watch this part on Dr. Dre?
- Is Dr. Dre gay?
- Why doesn’t Dre want to talk about his brother?
- Does he not think we haven’t seen Straight Outta Compton?
- Did I just use a double negative?
- Did I pull it off correctly?
- How many sliders and knobs are on that board?
- Do you think Dre knows what each of them are for?
- If he does, do you think he could have cured cancer or some shit?
- Why did Jimmy Iovine wear pants that came up to his neck?
- Did any successful person ever like high school?
- Did any musician ever finish high school?
- Dr. Dre can dance?
- If I’ve seen The Get Down do I need to watch this part about Dr. Dre?
- Is every black movie or television show related to Dr. Dre?
- How much are honorary degrees worth?
- Do people who study for 4+ years to get their degree hate famous people who get honorary degrees?
- Is it easier to be a success in black and white because there was less competition than there is today?
- How come every successful person from the black and white days went from sweeping floors to meeting John Lennon?
- Is it just white people who have those success stories?
- Do you think Ice Cube is jealous of how good Dr. Dre is?
- Would Dr. Dre be as successful if his name were DJ Dre?
- Why does this guy from the DJ Dre video look like a fat Kanye West?
- Does every black person have something royal purple in their wardrobe?
- How lucky was Jimmy Iovine?
- Did it take them so long to make this documentary because it took them forever to dig up all of this old footage?
- Are 15-year-olds watching this confused by seeing things in black and white?
- Did Bruce Springsteen become “The Boss” because he bossed around Jimmy Iovine?
- How come rock music sucks nowadays compared to the 70’s?
- Will more people read directions knowing that Dr. Dre read directions?
- Did anyone hear what that guy said about orgies?
- How many times did Jimmy Iovine walk into the studio with a famous person there?
- Do famous people just hang around one studio 24/7 nowadays like they did back then?
- Was that the only studio everyone was allowed to record in?
- What if Patti Smith’s husband had called her on time?
- Jimmy Iovine paid $1400 a month for an apartment back in the 70s?
- Is that not a lot back in that time for a guy who wasn’t quite a success?
- Why is Dre talking about leaving a group when they haven’t even discussed NWA yet?
