Them’s fightin’ words in my country! A hurrah for Stooge underdog Shemp Howard

Jeremy Roberts
4 min readMay 7, 2019
“Oh, a be-bopper! Dig that crazy bopper name, eeb eeb eeb…cool man, real George! Give me some skin!” Drew Friedman, acclaimed for his “stippling” style of caricature which employs thousands of pen marks to achieve photographic verisimilitude, illustrated this first-rate black and white portrait of founding Stooge Shemp Howard.

On Nov. 22, 1955, at 11:35 p.m. PST, eternal Three Stooges underdog Shemp Howard was riffing wisecracks in a taxicab backseat. On the way home from a boxing match held at the Hollywood [American] Legion Stadium in Los Angeles, the spontaneous 60-year-old comedian had excitedly shadow-boxed from his ringside seat, putting on a better exhibition than the competitors onstage. Suddenly slumping over, his freshly lit cigar singed buddy Al Winston’s thigh. The death certificate listed a massive heart attack, although Shemp’s wife Babe, 28-year-old son Mort, and daughter-in-law Geri Greenbaum insisted a cerebral hemorrhage was the culprit. The grief-stricken family faced Thanksgiving just two days later [incidentally on this same date eight years later President John F. Kennedy was felled by an assassin’s bullet].

A gentle ‘fraidy cat on and off screen who shuddered at the mere mention of driving, the self-proclaimed “Ugliest Man in Hollywood” was cajoled to accept improvisational ball of energy-younger brother Curly Howard’s unattainable mantle following a devastating series of strokes in May 1946. Shemp had in actuality been a founding Stooge during their vaudeville tenure in the 1920s supporting inebriated straightman Ted Healy, years before Curly was given the keys to the kingdom of Moronika. Along with domineering…

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Jeremy Roberts

Retro pop culture interviews & lovin’ something fierce sustain this University of Georgia Master of Agricultural Leadership alum. Email: jeremylr@windstream.net