Wait just a second, now. Instead of “chemical-laden onion dip” and “mycotoxin-filled beer,” you’re recommending pumpkin pie with “xylitol or erythritol,” “Collagelatin,” and your expensive, proprietary version of “MCT oil”? Does anyone else see the irony here?

Thanksgiving doesn’t need to be “hacked,” it just needs to be a fun day with good, affordable food and friends and family who are cool.

I think I’ll just be thankful I’m not having a “Bulletproof” Thanksgiving this year….