Don’t Piss on My Back and Tell Me it’s Raining


Now let’s just start off by saying I’m a wildly successful business man. I’ve owned over 47 businesses in my time and each and every one of them opened up more opportunities for success. But If there is one thing that I learned in my years of business is that YOU CANT TRUST ANYONE.

Ive had countless people cofound businesses with me and back out last minute. Ive lost several thousands of dollars by investing in start-ups that ended up failing because of my shitty partners. But you know what I tell myself every morning when I wake up in my grandmas basement..FUCK EM. They clearly didn’t want to be a part of this greatness. Ive been doing perfectly fine on my own and I thought that I should should share with my readers what the fuck is up.

Yes, I’m 53 and still living with my grandma. Yes, I’ve used prostitution as one of my 47 businesses. And yes, I’ve made a fuck load of money doing both.

I know a lot of you guys out there are thinking “wow this guy is a fuckin genius…id do anything to start a business with him.” You should probably rethink your uneducated minds… because I’m over here saying FUCK YOU you’re no good to me.

Before I go, I’m going to leave my readers with a final thought…

The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.