It is all of you idiots, yes you researchers, doctors and you name it, you all together who promote your own “views and opinions” promoted with money from companies who’s help you need to have your “views and opinions” expressed in order to see your names at the top of a “peer-reviewed” article.

“There are increasing concerns these days about scientific misconduct. Hundreds of papers are being pulled from the scientific record, for falsified data, for plagiarism, and for a variety of other reasons that are often never explained.” But that of course doesn’t fit your opinion. Fiona is a doush.

Whom can we trust but ourselves? Apparently not you mister Researcher! Your record stinks. Look at the numbers! But it is all our own fault. Not the people who gave us the heart healthy diet.

Hey, I’ve got one for you: Eat fat get lean, eat lean get fat!