同長輩「解毒」新聞(二) :中國真的被美國欺負嗎?

話說這個系列寂寞了一時,到近日終於有了新的「交流」。

老: 美國的杜林普,對中國很不友善,又欺負中國了?

我:「又」?

老:美帝總是欺負我們,現在又加關稅,又貿易戰甚麼的。

我:喔?

老:以前總是侵略我們,現在還是在阻止中國強大?

我:那美國甚麼時候侵略中國了?

老:er….. er……..八國聯軍。

我:古書有云,兩軍交戰,不斬來使,慈禧還下令攻入使館,還斬殺大使呢?

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Jeromy-Yu von 寰雨膠事錄

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離地品味L,曉法德文嘅德奧控 ,奧匈帝國流行音樂愛好者,著名玩具包括寰雨膠事錄及新聞噏乜9 Journo, cosmopolitan-conservative-snob , amateur historian, most works in Chinese

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