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No, I mean before the internet, when writers had to research, or attend institutions of higher learning.

I feel guilty. Someone spent years studying ancient Phoenician sex rituals and in half a nano second, I have the papers he’s written, the papers his, colleagues’ have written and his rowing team nemisis’ paper on Deviant Sex in Phoenicia, thanks to Google. The useful info would be the fairy fables, harvested in the garden.

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