Aug 29, 2017 · 1 min read
Now I don’t feel so bad, knowing the extra vagina past the end of my dick was engineered with me in mind.
Besides, wishing for a bigger dick is like complaining about the weather, the Amighty has stone ears for such nonsense.
I imagine that one of my ancestors had committed a particularly viscous rape and God punished him accordingly by attaching a tiny baby-dick to his first born. Now, as each generation bleeds into the next, the sins of the father fades and the cocks of my family grow in repentant increments.
