Who Are You People?

I’m scrolling through my feed and it’s like reading the fucking phone book. There’s a shit ton of names, but I don’t know any of you.

I feel like I’m getting fucked without a kiss.

Where do you come from?
Why are you trying to fix me?
How did you get to be the smartest person in the room?
What made you so politically savvy when your adult life has only spanned a single presidential administration?

Who are you people?

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