Jesse
Jesse
Jul 21, 2017 · 1 min read

My neighbor and I had a fort in the woods across the street. We used a 1x10 as a bridge over the blackberry bushes to get in (what could go wrong there?) and had an assembly of pallet pieces, cable spools, nails, broken bottles, etc to provide endless hours of fun time.

We’re so attention poor now, what with the aforementioned, ever present pocket computers and all… To give everyone else a taste of times gone by, I’ve taken to carrying what I call the “Univeral STFU Button” for waiting rooms. It’s a universal remote that will turn off any TV within range.

Bonus: it seriously messes with airport staff’s heads when they can’t figure out why all the TVs in B concourse keep turning off.

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