Most acronyms get annoying
Morons achieve grand ambitions
Main arterial gushes affluence
Mortgage another generation’s abilities
Manifest another goon army
Minorities are getting annihilated
Middling abilities generate alarm
Multiple allegations gain attention
Make another gin aperitif…

You’re welcome.

I ran away to live with a roving pack of monkeys, became their queen, and you won’t believe what happened next.

Like Elf on the Shelf, only updated for the 2016 Holiday Season

A is for abroad, where you’ll study someday.