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I ran away to live with a roving pack of monkeys, became their queen, and you won’t believe what happened next.
Payoff: The monkeys staged a coup and stole all of my clothes and documents.
How can you get a raise in today’s economy? We asked the experts.
Payoff: Be good at your job and then diplomatically ask for a raise.
Can you handle what’s inside this old man’s grapefruit-sized shoulder cyst?
Payoff: Nope.
I went from fifty grand in debt to living in a house that’s totally paid-for in less than a week with this one weird trick.
Payoff: I declared bankruptcy and moved back in with my parents.
How to raise perfect children: Must-know secrets from French Moms.
Payoff: Good wine & robust social services.
Here’s what happened today in politics, and what you can do about it.
Payoff: Call your representatives over and over and then try to get some sleep.
How to get rid of under-eye circles. Three super-brilliant beauty tricks.
Payoff: Sleep. If sleep doesn’t work, try make-up. If make-up doesn’t work, get drastic facial surgery.
Millennials who work three jobs just don’t care what any of you old people think.
Payoff: This one isn’t clickbait. It’s just a fact.
I spent the last thirty days eating nothing but canned cheese. Here are my results.
Payoff: My skin is gray, none of my clothes fit, and I can’t stop crying.
Celebrity diets! We reveal which ones work and which ones don’t.
Payoff: None of them work. Have some cake.
What kind of cat are you? Take this quiz to find out your purrfect type.
Payoff: You’re a meme we found somewhere else.
I was brutally honest with everyone in my life for an entire week. Here’s how it radically changed my life.
Payoff: Everyone hates me now.
You won’t believe what’s living in the sewers in your city!
Payoff: Rats. Millions of rats. Everywhere.
Everything you really need to know about the latest royal wedding.
Payoff: The page is blank.
We asked twelve guys what they want from their girlfriends. You won’t believe what they said.
Payoff: Sex. They want sex.
Here’s how you can make twelve thousand dollars an hour FOR LIFE!
Payoff: Malware