Jessica HagyThe algorithm says: YOU SHOULD DO MORE EXERCISE Your body says: I AM VEAL FOR MY SLAUGHTERHOUSER…The algorithm says: IT IS TIME TO RETURN TO THE OFFICE Your body says: ONLY WHEN IN MY PRECARIOUSLY OCCUPIED HOME DO I FEEL SAFE FROM…·2 min read·Sep 8, 2021----
Jessica Hagy2017’s 4-Letter WordMost acronyms get annoying Morons achieve grand ambitions Main arterial gushes affluence Mortgage another generation’s abilities Manifest…1 min read·Oct 30, 2017--1--1
Jessica HagyinART + marketingKrampus on the ShelfLike Elf on the Shelf, only updated for the 2016 Holiday Season4 min read·Dec 12, 2016--2--2
Jessica HagyinStudent VoicesThe ABCs For Terribly Spoiled ChildrenA is for abroad, where you’ll study someday.2 min read·Oct 10, 2016--28--28
Jessica HagyTOURNAMENT OF SMELLSOkay, I’ll fill out a stinking bracket this year.1 min read·Mar 16, 2016--3--3
Jessica HagyinPersonal GrowthHow You’ll Survive(or: How Change Will Change You)12 min read·Jan 18, 2016--8--8
Jessica HagyCaring for your Highly Organized PersonHighly Organized People require extra-special care and tending. They are the beautiful orchids of our society.4 min read·Nov 19, 2015--7--7