How to Lose All Your Money in 10 Easy Steps
Nov 2 · 1 min read
(Or “Living the American Dream in the Age of Resistance”)

1. Go to college & complete your degree
2. Get a job at a corporation
3. Sign up for a health insurance plan
4. Invest in a 401k retirement package
5. Get married
6. Have children
7. Buy lots of things
8. Get divorced
9. Sign up for a program on how to be a life coach
10. Decide you’re going to dedicate the rest of your life to drop-shipping
Now it’s your turn to tally things up. Just how many of these steps have you taken?
Ouch! That hurts.
You’re probably embarrassed by now. It’s okay, we’ve all been there.
The real question is, just how much are you blushing? Or rather what makes YOU blush to begin with?
I’m betting it’s one of 3 things. Want to get uber clear on exactly what makes you cringe the most?
Take this quiz. Double dog dare ya! Don’t be shy. It’s not a good look.
And you deserve better than that, my friend.
