Parents, have you recently: Fantasized about needing a root canal, because it would buy you 90 minutes of alone time? Savored the spa-like atmosphere of that moment when, after you put your kids in their car seats, you get to walk around to your side of the car? Looked forward…

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. This was probably a very bad idea! The earth was formless and empty, and darkness was hovering over the surface of the deep, which, ugh. And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light?? Also! …