What is jogging?
On the surface it seems an inexcusably easy question to answer
‘Jogging is the act of running badly in a public place wearing clothes you usually would not be seen dead in’
However, is there a more sinister edge to this loved pastime?
Frankly, I am not sure. Neither do I particularly care. People can do what they want. Good luck to them.
Personally, I would rather trap my Crown Jewels between two pieces of wood than put on some Lycra and pounce about.
Sure you want to get fit so you live longer.
Fine. I get that, I even commend you for it.
However, statistically I will live longer than at least 45% of all joggers.
I have no reason to pick that percentage apart from the fact that I could. Similar , in many ways to ones decision to go jogging.
Maybe that’s what jogging is. A pure expression of choice. A soulless wonder less act that in some way feels the gaping void that is your soul.
Or it’s something you really enjoy doing and it helps you.
That’s cool too.