Some have asked about the extent of my assimilation. In response I’ll list the current Apple arsenal:

1 27" iMac, 2 MacBook Pro, 2 MacBook Air, 1 iPad 2, 1 iPad Mini Retina, 2 iPhone 6, 2 iPhone 5s (1 with broken screen), 2 iPhone 5c, 2 iPhone 4x (shelved), 2 iPod Touch (1 unopened), 1 AirPort Extreme, 1 AirPort Express (unopened), 1 AppleTV and 1 Cinema Display. Not to mention an undisclosed sum of $AAPL shares. Surprisingly, no Apple Watch…I’m not much into wearables (yet).