Trump: [SOLVED] It was a teleprompter issue

Many people are familiar with a famous Trump campaign promise about winning…

“…we’re gonna start winning again, we’re gonna win so much, we’re gonna win at every level…”

he continues…

“We’re gonna win with every single facet. We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. Please, please, it’s too much winning.”

It has now come out from an internal leak at the White House that President Trump, then candidate Trump actually mis-read the teleprompter.

In fact, what he was supposed to have read was the following:

“…we’re gonna start whining again, we’re gonna whine so much, we’re gonna whine at every level…
we’re gonna whine with every single facet. We’re gonna whine so much, you may even get tired of whining. Please, please, it’s too much whining.”

The mistake seems obvious in hindsight as the President takes literally every opportunity to whine, that in fact, Americans are becoming increasingly tired of his fucking whining.

So, please, please, “Mr. President” it’s too much whining.

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