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Crappy publicist that I am, I forgot to recommend a pair of children’s books your son might like. http://www.caitlynsadventure.com

You can preview them online (unless you are using a small screen, in which case sorry, I haven’t converted the site to mobile yet) and order them through Amazon.

Oh, and my wife wrote them. I probably should have lead with that. Dammit, Jim, I’m an IT geek, not a PR flack…

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