Preserve Truth: Love Me?
The Solitary Cook

I don’t like it when someone puts down one of my peeps! 
Even if it’s well done. 
Even if it’s by the peep in question.
Give yourself a firm swat on the butt and 
Promise to do better next time!

(I also swat my wife when she puts unfairly herself down, fwiw. And she smacks me on my poor bald head. <sniff>)

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