good lord, sir. I said if!

I’m sorry I made you sad! :-(

And I maybe was just a teensy bit defensive about someone (even you, dear lady, who has always shown a warm heart to me and mine) possibly hinting there was even a 0.001% chance my wife is not an awesome creature bordering on perfection. (Except for occasional lapses, like not telling me she wouldn’t need a bag lunch today only after I made her lunch. Okay, might be a 0.001% defect rate — still beats industry average!)

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