Anytime I say something like, “Hey you know what I was thinking earlier?” He responds, “How could I possibly know that?”
Ways My Husband Trolls Me
Kel Campbell
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Is this a standard husband & wife thing? Our routine is variations of, “Know what I was thinking?” Other person stares deeply into the speaker’s eyes, or puts a hand on top of the speaker’s head (works better on me with the hand-to-bald contact), or performs some other bit before proclaiming, “Nope! I got nuthin’!”