(336) Things That Are Ill Advised If I Have Cramps
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My first wife taught me about chocolate and hot (“HOT, DAMMIT!”) water bottles. My second wife taught me about microwave paks (“Nuke it for 60 seconds. It takes longer than that to get hot water at the kitchen sink”). Both taught me when it’s best to STFU.

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