God has a plan for me
My Uber Driver Mind-Fucked Me On The Way Home
Ezinne Ukoha
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My usual response to this is, “God has a plan for everyone. It could be The Plan for you is to serve as a horrible example for others to avoid.”

My wife tells me I need to be careful to whom I say this sort of thing.

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Hopefully this isn’t an example of that…?