No.

I haven’t figured it all out yet, but it 
Is.
Not.
Your.
Fault.

Now put your left hand on your right shoulder; your right hand on your left shoulder; move your elbows into your chest while simultaneously pushing your shoulders inward toward your collarbone.

That’s the best I can do to give you a remote hug. You sound like you could use one, and you’ve certainly earned one (or two, or twenty).

[If I instead caused you to dislocate something, please respond to this comment with the details so I can write up a beta test report. Thanks!]