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Jack Herlocker
Husband & developer, tech writer & IT manager. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.
I hate to complain about not getting what I want out of a free service, but Medium’s lake of HTML tables is a drag.
The Table of Condiments
Gutbloom
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What lake?* It’s not even a pond! Nor a puddle! Not a distant mirage on a long desert highway with little whitened skulls by the cactus! It’s a glob of spit on a hot sidewalk fifteen days later with no rain!

*And don’t even get me started on the sea of footnotes!

  • Go to the profile of Jack Herlocker

    Jack Herlocker

    Husband & developer, tech writer & IT manager. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.