Joe HospodorIt Hurts Me That You Would Choose To Die At Your Father’s House This Year For Thanksgiving Instead…So I just got off the phone with your brother, and I have to tell you: as your mother, it hurts me that you would choose to die at your…Nov 23, 2020Nov 23, 2020
Joe HospodorI Will Be Building An Even Bigger Wall Once I Stop Coughing And Shitting MyselfMy fellow Americans, we are a nation caught in a crisis. A health crisis. And tonight, that health crisis has affected me directly. I’ve…Oct 2, 2020Oct 2, 2020
Joe HospodorNature Has Taken My Instagram Account Down, by Werner HerzogI am in Los Angeles, set to embark on an expedition up Runyon Canyon to observe its impact on nature to help increase my online engagement…Jul 4, 20191Jul 4, 20191
Joe HospodorSome People In My Office Hear “Laurel” And Some People Hear “Yanny,” But Nobody Will Tell Me If…There’s this audio clip going around the internet that’s been driving our office crazy. It’s just a name, but when people listen to it…May 17, 2018May 17, 2018
Joe HospodorToday’s Specials, As Read To You By Your Server Malcolm GladwellIntroduction: The Jesup WagonMar 15, 2018Mar 15, 2018
Joe HospodorAs Your Boss, I Need You To Understand How Much I Support You And Women’s RightsHey Karen, do you have a sec? Look, I watched the Golden Globes the other night, and I feel like I should tell you right just how much I…Jan 9, 2018Jan 9, 2018
Joe HospodorEven Though Dave Killed A Lot Of People, It’s Important To Remember That He Asked Them All First If…My heart goes out to everyone who may have been brutally murdered to death by Dave, whether it was by stabbing them, shooting them, or…Nov 13, 2017Nov 13, 2017
Joe HospodorThe Best Brunch Spots in Post-Nuclear Apocalyptic LA, According to YelpSQIRLOct 31, 2017Oct 31, 2017
Joe HospodorI Have To Stop Going To NFL Games Because The Players Won’t Stop Proposing To MeI’ve been watching the NFL since I was four years old. Every Sunday, my dad and I would rush home from church and change out of our suits…Sep 25, 2017Sep 25, 2017