11 Irrefutable Problems with the Nintendo Switch
A lot of Nintendo fanboys are quick to defend the Nintendo Switch with many pros, but won’t admit the cons. And there are a lot of cons. A LOT.
Here are just 11
Con: You’ll have to take a break every 3–6 hours and use your other electronic devices.
I’m so bored!
Con: Your PS4 friends will make fun of you behind your back for having a “kid’s console.”
“And then he said: ‘I think it’s worth the money!’”
All the Joys.
Con: Your cow milking skills will be affected by switch cow milking, which almost certainly isn’t the same.
“I don’t know what happened! It was working when I played 1–2 Switch!”
Con: No Guitar Hero game.
These colors don’t run.
Con: No data plan means you’re can’t pwn n00bs in COD while driving.
You mad, bro?
Con: They neglected to make a vape peripheral.
Finally, a console that takes my vaping seriously.
Con: You’ll spend a lot of time on forums and YouTube defending why you enjoy it.
“THIS IS THE GAMER’S DREAM! RESPECT THE DREAM!”
Con: You’ll meet girls at airports, trade phone numbers, then realize it’s pointless because you can’t StreetPass.
“I’ve got a piece that’ll fit right into your puzzle.”
Con: You may decide to build a gaming PC and then realize how under-powered your Switch is compared to your hulking desktop.
But muh graphics!
Con: You can’t bring it in the shower.
Gaming on the toilet just isn’t enough.
And these are just a FEW problems with Nintendo’s newest console.
I know you can think of more. #NoMoreGimmicks