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How to cope with a Trump Presidency:

  1. Give money for abortions.
  2. Wear a safety pin.
  3. Pet a therapy dog.

Or you know, just be an adult and get over it. I like the sports takes on this site, but this is smut that makes me never want to return, and I DIDN’T EVEN VOTE FOR TRUMP!

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