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Jim Tatalias

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Rules For The School Carpool, And A Friendly Reminder, None Of The Children Is Possessed By A Demon

Please don’t raise the temperature to try to “cook the devil out of Jeremy.”

Oct 14

Rules For The School Carpool, And A Friendly Reminder, None Of The Children Is Possessed By A Demon

Oct 14

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You’re My Favorite Child

Congratulations… don’t tell your brother

May 22

This image features a young girl with light blonde hair, resting her chin on her hands and smiling gently towards the camera. The background is softly blurred, showing a sunlit outdoor setting with hints of greenery. The girl’s eyes are bright and her expression is serene and thoughtful, illuminated by the warm, natural light. She wears a sparkly, pastel-colored knit sweater.

May 22

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I Think We Should Touch the Giant Black Monolith On the Moon

Call me crazy, but I have a good feeling about it.

Apr 1, 2023

I Think We Should Touch the Giant Black Monolith On the Moon

Apr 1, 2023

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I’m Sorry to Ask This, but I’m Your Father, and Could You Please Respect Me?

If you have the time. I’m just troubled by the way you’re treating me at home.

Mar 27, 2023

I’m Sorry to Ask This, but I’m Your Father, and Could You Please Respect Me?

Mar 27, 2023

Jim Tatalias

Inside the Magic Garden

As my toddler gazed up at the broken-off bottles and painted-on old man genitals, I thought, maybe I was too young to be a parent.

Mar 8, 2023

Inside the Magic Garden

Mar 8, 2023

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Your Toddler’s Going to be a Real Heart-Breaker!

How old is she? One year old? I bet you’re not looking forward to her hitting puberty!

Sep 7, 2021

Your Toddler’s Going to be a Real Heart-Breaker!

Sep 7, 2021

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As a Vaccinated Parent, I Just Remembered I Couldn’t Go Out in the First Place

It’s fine

Jul 9, 2021

As a Vaccinated Parent, I Just Remembered I Couldn’t Go Out in the First Place

Jul 9, 2021

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Enoch Powell “Rivers of Blood” Speech, or River of Blood That Came out of My Wife After Childbirth?

“7. A direct cause of Brexit”

May 12, 2021

Enoch Powell “Rivers of Blood” Speech, or River of Blood That Came out of My Wife After Childbirth?

May 12, 2021

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List: What to Say at the Playground to Avoid Awkwardness

A handy guide

Mar 9, 2021

No, don’t you- Wonderful, perfect!

Mar 9, 2021

Jim Tatalias

Jim Tatalias

writer, funny-writer, parent, once told a cop who just gave him a ticket to "drive safe" when saying goodbye

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