Jim TewsDear Mr. Dumb Guy No-MaskWe made our weekly run to the brewery by my apartment. They’ve got a walk-up window where you can get growlers of beer and coffee…Apr 26, 2020Apr 26, 2020
Jim TewsThanks For ServingThanks to all those who served! It’s a weird time to be a veteran. It’s a title that’ll earn you some free food at Applebee’s once a year…Nov 13, 2018Nov 13, 2018
Jim TewsCool Idea For NetflixNetflix should have a thing where they put printed labels on VHS-sized boxes for all their newest, most popular titles. Then they should…Nov 30, 2017Nov 30, 2017
Jim TewsGreg Used To Manage A Burger KingMy first job in high school was washing dishes at a German food restaurant in the mall. It was called Mr. Dunderbak’s. After I was there a…Nov 13, 2016Nov 13, 2016
Jim TewsI Joined ISIS But Now I’m Back So Let’s Please Just Forget About ItHey Friends & Family,Mar 18, 2016Mar 18, 2016
Jim TewsWhat If New York Doesn’t Work Out?When I was living in Cleveland, a month before I left, a girl I was hanging out with asked me “What if New York doesn’t work out?”Mar 10, 2016Mar 10, 2016
Jim TewsI am a comedian from the future, and I was heckled by a drone.It was honestly the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me. Because of it, I can no longer present with humorous intent commercially…Feb 28, 2016Feb 28, 2016
Jim TewsI Work From HomeI work from home, for myself, so I’m pretty flexible. I wake up around 9AM everyday, but I don’t really have to. Sometimes I don’t get…Feb 17, 2016Feb 17, 2016
Jim TewsWhat We Talk About When We Talk About CatsDenise was over again because it was late. He made her the same drink he always makes her, and one for himself too. I sat in the corner and…Feb 8, 2016Feb 8, 2016