Super Bowl Funday | A Guide for the Rest of Us

Super Bowl Sunday is a long awaited day of the year for roughly 114.4 million viewers. They plan parties, menus, wardrobes, and watch parties at their favorite sports bar. But what about the rest of us?

For people who refer to all sports as “sportsball”, Super Bowl Sunday is a major holiday for other reasons. We get the city all to ourselves. You might run into someone else who enjoys this day for the same reason. We recommend a grin and a knowing, friendly nod because you, too have mastered this little known holiday.

Make a Reservation at that Restaurant

Open up Open Table and you’ll be shocked to find you have access to the best table at that restaurant you thought would take months to try. If you’re generous, save room for friends.

Attend a Fitness Class

Whether you’re a yogi or have the powerhouse core of a Pilates devotee, your class will likely not be full. You’ll enjoy one-on-one instruction, and feel a well-earned sense of superiority that you did not partake in the dip of the season.

Enjoy Leisurely Weekend Shopping

Unlike the recent holiday shopping extravaganza, Super Bowl Funday shopping is a relaxing experience. Take your time, try on ten pairs of shoes and select the absolute perfect pair. Then make your way to Williams-Sonoma to have a long conversation with the sales associate about the knife necessary to complete your collection.

See a Movie at the Theater

Traditionally, you reserve Sunday nights for Netflix binging and movies in the comfort of your living room. Your opportunity to take an entire row to yourself is now. Lean back in that oversized chair and enjoy a box of popcorn you didn’t have to pop yourself.

Sleep Like a Baby

Because you’re free of the stress and angst that comes with being a sports fan. You’ll sleep like a baby and wake up ready to conquer Monday.


Originally published at www.houseofhall.co on February 5, 2016.