Jeff Johnson
Feb 24, 2017 · 1 min read

If it’s hot…global warming. If it’s cold…global warming. If it’s raining…global warming. If it’s dry…global warming. If it’s storming…global warming. If it’s calm…global warming. Water levels up…global warming. Water levels down…global warming.

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