I have an idea for insurance. Get rid of it altogether. Insurance is for Communist wimps — all for one, one for all, we’re all in this together malarkey. This is what ruined the Soviet Union, never mind the Democratic Party here in America. The concept behind insurance is simple…

It seems to me that we don’t lynch black folks anymore. We just let people, both in and out of uniform, shoot them without consequence. The result is the same. Terror. Mind your place. Behave yourself. Remember that your life is not equal to that of white folks. The randomness…

I was going to kiss a woman on a date, but that seemed inappropriate as I might get married to someone else one day. Marriage would preclude my kissing another woman. Even though I’m not married today, I might be one day. A friend was about to dive into a…

Can we please just agree to sack The Speaker of the House and replace him with a Republican and a patriot? The headline from yesterday’s hearings was clear — Russian Spies infiltrated our national election in ways that are so severe and secret that we should be rattled to our…

Captain Chaos strikes again, this time pulling the United States out of the global climate change agreement. The President claimed this was about saving jobs in Pittsburgh and putting America first. None of this is true, of course. The President simply loves chaos. You can watch him jump from one…

Imagine a President Hillary Clinton under investigation by the FBI for misusing email and playing loose with classified documents all back while she was still Secretary of State. Imagine, as President, Clinton then fires the FBI Director allegedly for his missteps at the tail end of the presidential campaign and…

Forget Putin, China Directs Our Foreign Policy Recently uncovered documents revealed that shortly after 9–11, President George W. Bush met with then Iranian President Mohammad Khatami. The Iranian President laid out for the American leader his perspective on how evil Saddam Hussein was. Khatami also pointed out that Iraq used…

I’m pissed off. When did words stop mattering? The English language is under attack and I am drawing a line in the sand. If you love America and you love our language the time has come, stand up and fight for it. I am, right here, right now. When did…

Here’s Galileo, Lee Harvey Oswald, 9–11 and Global Warming all tied into a single, tight mind-bender. But first, imagine you’re flying above the arctic — there is a pilot, you, and 100 other passengers. The 100 passengers are all professional pilots who specialize in arctic crossings. You, not a pilot…