The Kids are Socialists Because Capitalism is Dickslapping the Planet
Holly Wood, PhD 🌹

Hola! I’m typing this response from inside a dumpster in a Caracas alley! I’m waiting until the gangs of murderous marauders pass by so I can continue to search for food. Since I have some time on my hands I wanted to remind you of the over 100 million people who have died at the hands of socialism. I know it’s not taught in your universities anymore but I’m living it! It’s easy to virtue signal on your iPhone, longing for the days of Che, and all the while reaping the benefits of the greatest economy in the history of the world!… sooo come on down and help me out! Show us how to do this socialist thing the right way. Bring toilet paper!

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