PinnedJ LanternJ Lantern • Table of ContentsHere’s a Table of Contents to help you more quickly locate articles I’ve written by topic.·1 min read·Aug 14, 2023--11--11
PinnedJ LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ FuckeryFifteen Hours of ForeplayWarning: As indicated by the non-ambiguous title, this article contains content of a sexual nature. If that sort of nonsense offends you…·11 min read·Jan 3, 2024--11--11
PinnedJ LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsA Delicious New Way to KissThrow a New Tool in Your Bedroom Toolbox — Upside Down Kisses·3 min read·Dec 7, 2023--13--13
PinnedJ LanternThe #1 Thing My Husband Does That Makes Our Sex Life HOTWhat makes my sex life so hot?·4 min read·Oct 1, 2023--34--34
PinnedJ LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ FuckeryIf Our Kids Only Knew… and Thank God They Don’t!Warning: This article is like 96% about sex, so, you know, if you don’t want to read about that kind of garbage, this article is not for…·4 min read·Sep 29, 2023--55--55
J LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsWhen Did It Become the Norm To Lie on ResumesWhat’s the Deal with People Claiming Skills They Don’t Have?·4 min read·Dec 29, 2023--11--11
J LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsMy 12-Year-Old Knows EverythingMy daughter is twelve and has just discovered that she knows everything. It’s enlightening (not to mention entertaining) to be around…·4 min read·Nov 23, 2023--19--19
J LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsThanksgiving is Just NOT a Sexy HolidayWarning: Seriously bitchy rant about Thanksgiving. If you have one of those idyllic families where everyone gets along, and there’s no…·6 min read·Nov 20, 2023--8--8
J LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ FuckeryA More Orgasmic LifeI want to live a more orgasmic life. I came to that conclusion recently.·3 min read·Nov 20, 2023--19--19
J LanterninBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsA Mischief of MiceThe strange weather we’ve had this last year seems to have brought about a surge in the population of rodents in our area — at least, I’m…·5 min read·Nov 9, 2023--6--6